excuses
Excuselist.comI'd love to but... I've dedicated my life to linguini.
I'd love to but... I want to spend more time with my blender.
I'd love to but... The President said he might drop in.
I'd love to but... The man on television told me to stay tuned.
I'd love to but... I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
I'd love to but... I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
I'd love to but... It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
I'd love to but... I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
I'd love to but... I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
I'd love to but... There's a disturbance in the Force.
I'd love to but... I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
I'd love to but... I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.
I'd love to but... I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
I'd love to but... I'm going through caffeinated coffee withdrawal.
I'd love to but... I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves.
I'd love to but... I never go out on days that end with "Y".
I'd love to but... My crayons all melted together.
I'd love to but... I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
I'd love to but... I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
I'd love to but... I'm worried about my vertical hold.
I'd love to but... I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
I'd love to but... I have to fluff my shower cap.
I'd love to but... My plot to take over the world is thickening.
I'd love to but... It's too close to the turn of the century.
I'd love to but... I left my body in my other clothes.
I'd love to but... The last time I went, I never came back.
I'd love to but... None of my socks match.
I'd love to but... I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
I'd love to but... My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.
I'd love to but... There are important world issues that need worrying about.
I'd love to but... I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
I'd love to but... I feel a song coming on.
I'd love to but... I'm trying to be less popular. :D
I'd love to but... My bathroom tiles need grouting.
I'd love to but... I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner.
I'd love to but... I'm writing a love letter to Prince William.
I'd love to but... You know how we psychos are.
I'd love to but... My favorite commercial is on TV.
I'd love to but... I'm going to be old someday.
I'd love to but... I have to rotate my crops.
I'd love to but... My uncle escaped again.
I'd love to but... I haven't finish counting the bristles in my toothbrush.
I'd love to but... Having fun gives me prickly heat.
I'd love to but... I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me.
I'd love to but... I have to jog my memory.
I'd love to but... My palm reader advised against it.
I'd love to but... I prefer to remain an enigma.
I'd love to but... I have to sit up with a sick ant.
I'd love to but... I need to eat some food for thought.
I'd love to but... I've already used up eight of my nine lives.
I'd love to but... The voices are trying to tell me something.
I'd love to but... I'm sorry, I'll be abducted by a flying saucer at 9.
I'd love to but... I have to follow the directions on my orange juice container (concentrate).
I'd love to but... When an egg dish flops - those hens must have had a rough night.
I'd love to but... I can't come in, that bright ball in the sky is blinding me.
I'd love to but... I've got a highway pizza in the oven and I have to watch that it doesn't burn.
I'd love to but... The Earth's about to get destroyed, I've got to find a ride off.
I'd love to but... I'm sorry, I built a circular drive-way and now I can't get out.
I'd love to but... I was doing yoga exercises and got stuck.
I'd love to but... only after I bungee jump off of the Golden Gate Bridge without the bungee cord.
I'd love to but... I've got silver hair, gold teeth and a lead butt, I'm filthy rich!
I'd love to but... I have to rotate the tire on my unicycle.
I'd love to but... my inner child is too young for things of THAT sort of nature
i'd love to... but the government has me subject to random inspection
I'd love to but...my toaster is having quadruplets and I have to name them.
I'd love to but.... I have to breed my spoon and fork or else the world shall run out of sporks
I'd love to but... i heard that my imaginary friend died
I'd love to but... the queen of roses has left me with nothing but thorns
I'd love to but... fred flintstone's stalking me.
I'd love to but... i've to study for a blood test.
you're welcome, i share my self-entertainment. (: bought a new alarm clock ytd. the erratic one and the semi-working one currently existing beside my bed appear to welcome their new friend. now the cause for worry is to figure out which alarm is ringing at unearthly hours without knocking over the clocks and making a din. by the way i feel qte invincible for having come this far. cultural revolution, industrial restructuring, disguise and mistaken identity, O.C., R.V.; been there, done that. four more impt dates, two more subjects to mug for. what happens next is a different story.
/ subtly, a smile plays at my lips.
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